Another goodie from Joe Kaulfersch at Pepperl+Fuchs:
From Joe Kaulfersch at Pepperl & Fuchs:
A group of legionnaires strode through the scorching desert.
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from Joe Kaulfersch at Pepperl+Fuchs:
This is thanks to Dick Caro, via Dick Morley: http://www.issurvivor.com/ArticlesDetail.asp?ID=613 From the article: If you want to join the Competence Party you have to accept the party's platform. Raise your right hand, place your left on whatever book you want (the Competence Party doesn't much care where or whether you worship,...
From longtime ISA leader, Frank "bigshoe" Brogan: Subject: Fw: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they...
Mike Resnick, now that Arthur C. Clarke has passed, is probably the greatest living science fiction writer. He certainly has won more awards (Hugo, Nebula, etc.) than anybody else. He sent me the following this morning, and I thought I'd share: Thank you for calling the Mental Health Hotline.
This is from Dick Morley's humor email list-- and that's about all the automation content, unless you see yourself or your projects here: Murphy's Lesser-Known Laws: 1. Sight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2.