OUT of Control-- one night at Cheers in Boston, while working at Foxboro

Another goodie from Joe Kaulfersch at Pepperl+Fuchs:

OUT of Control-- some basic math approaches

From Joe Kaulfersch at Pepperl & Fuchs:

The Redneck CAP Test

Hi Walt,

Out of Control--- I need some humor today...

A group of legionnaires strode through the scorching desert.

All Rocks Go to Heaven

[img_assist|nid=2523|title=|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=146|height=233]The first one says, "All dogs go to heaven." 

Friday Funnies: Out of Control

from Joe Kaulfersch at Pepperl+Fuchs:

Join the Competency Party

This is thanks to Dick Caro, via Dick Morley: From the article: If you want to join the Competence Party you have to accept the party's platform. Raise your right hand, place your left on whatever book you want (the Competence Party doesn't much care where or whether you worship,...

Friday funnies-- from the department of OUT of Control

From longtime ISA leader, Frank "bigshoe" Brogan: Subject: Fw: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!     QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME! If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they...

OUT of Control with Mike Resnick: The Mental Health Hotline

Mike Resnick, now that Arthur C. Clarke has passed, is probably the greatest living science fiction writer. He certainly has won more awards (Hugo, Nebula, etc.) than anybody else. He sent me the following this morning, and I thought I'd share: Thank you for calling the Mental Health Hotline.

OUT of Control: Murphy's Lesser-Known Laws

This is from Dick Morley's humor email list-- and that's about all the automation content, unless you see yourself or your projects here: Murphy's Lesser-Known Laws: 1. Sight travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2.