From the "PR Wall of Shame..."

They just don't stop, do they? Someone actually paid a PR firm good money to distribute this. Tell me if you can figure out what the product is and what it does.
Another industry innovation by [name withheld to spare the humiliation] Please publish this product release. Thank you in advance for your immediate attention and please contact me if you have any questions or require a higher resolution image. ________________________________ [product name withheld for obvious reasons] for unbeatable precision The [product name] is packed with exceptional precision in a compact design, offering [company name] customers revolutionary, space-saving machine solutions. Key performance characteristics of the innovative [product name] are low backlash and high torsional stiffness combining to create superior positioning accuracy, even in the micro range. This compact precision solution from [company name]'s range of innovative products achieves substantially more torque than other alternatives. This performance boost is facilitated by an innovative tooth design that also makes for exceptionally smooth running. Thanks to the [product name] brilliant and shiny surfaces from wood, stone or metalworking machines and printing presses are now a reality. The higher torque from the [product name] offers higher productivity and added safety in production operations. [company name] products are the most advance in the industry, making the machines on which they run faster, more efficient and more productive. As the industry innovator in precision gearhead technology, [company name] offers a variety of products for servo-based applications and sets the standards for excellence and quality in motion control solutions. - - ENDS - -
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  • <p>It's definitely some kind of industrial pirahna... that communicates... sort of. Well, it mentioned teeth.</p> <p>-n.l www.prosoftblog.com</p>

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