The following is from a friend, from Facebook.
"I have a new router to put in tonight. Hopefully this will not require a crucifix and yelling THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU during boot up. Or for that matter the servers. They need updates and rebooting. They are just acting cranky lately. Nothing wrong, nothing in the log files or system monitors they are just... cranky."
Somehow, I think this will resonate with a lot of people out there.