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OUT of Control-- A joke only an engineer (or Dick Morley) would love

July 14, 2009

A Joke only an Engineer could appreciate:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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No! Don't hit me! Please!

waltboyes

A Joke only an Engineer could appreciate:

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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No! Don't hit me! Please!

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