OUT of Control-- A joke only an engineer (or Dick Morley) would love

A Joke only an Engineer could appreciate:


A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?" The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."


No! Don't hit me! Please!

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  • <p>...and the pessimistic electron reacted quite negatively! <img src="/sites/all/modules/tinymce/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-smile.gif" alt="Smile" title="Smile" border="0" /></p>


  • <p> ...you could repost that famous old joke about the new element administratium: No electrons or protons, 1 neutron, 75 associate neutrons, 125 deputy associate neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy associate neutrons.... It is effectively inert except that even small amounts of administratium have been known to slow down reactions that would normally take seconds to days. </p> <p> Or you could apologize... <img src="/sites/all/modules/tinymce/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-laughing.gif" alt="Laughing" title="Laughing" border="0" /></p>


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