All Rocks Go to Heaven

    Oct. 16, 2008
    
[img_assist|nid=2523|title=|desc=|link=none|align=left|width=146|height=233]The first one says, "All dogs go to heaven."  

    

    
The Presbyterian church replies, "Only humans go to heaven read the bible." 

    

    
The Catholics fire back,"God loves all his creations, dogs included." 

    

    
Not to be outdone, the Presbyterians come back with, "Dogs don't have souls this is not open for debate." 

    

    
The Catholics rejoinder, "Catholic dogs go to heaven, Presbyterian dogs can talk to their pastor." 

    

    
Presbyterians: "Converting to catholocism (sic) does not magically grant your dog a soul." 

    

    
The Catholics get straight to the sales pitch: "Free dog souls with conversion." 

    

    
Reaching back for a better argument, the Presbyterian church hurls, "Dogs are animals there aren't any rocks in heaven either." 

    

    
The Catholics trump with, "All rocks go to heaven." 

    

    
 

    

    
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