Friday Funnies II: OUT of Control's Joe Kaulfersch Strikes Back! #pauto #engineer_humor #automation

Jan. 1, 2000

Joe Kaulfersch tries to outdo himself with another great humor post for engineers.

Engineering & Science Conversion Chart

1,000,000,000,000 Microphones = 1 Megaphone
1,000,000 bicycles = 2 megacycles 
500 millenaries = 1 seminary 
2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 
10 cards = 1 decacards 
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
0.000001 fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 
1,000,000,000,000 pins = 1 terrapin 
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 piccolo’s = 1 gigolo 
10 rations = 1 decoration 
100 rations = 1 C-ration 
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent 
5 holocausts = 1 Pentecost 
10 monologs = 5 dialogues 
5 dialogues = 1 Decalogue 
2 monograms = 1 diagram 
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 snake eyes = 1 paradise 
2 wharves = 1 paradox

Sponsored Recommendations

The tiny EZminiWiFi is a godsend for the plant maintenance engineers who need to make a minor modification to the HMI program or, for that matter, the PLC program. It's very easy...
Discover the benefits of American-made automation products, including stable pricing, faster delivery, and innovative features tailored to real-world applications. With superior...
Over the past 50 years, the automation technology landscape has changed dramatically, but many of the underlying industry needs remain unchanged. To learn more about what’s changed...
Watch EZAutomation's recent feature on the popular FOX Network series "Manufacturing Marvels" and discover what makes them a force to be reckoned with in industrial automation...