Friday Funnies II: OUT of Control's Joe Kaulfersch Strikes Back! #pauto #engineer_humor #automation

Jan. 1, 2000

Joe Kaulfersch tries to outdo himself with another great humor post for engineers.

Engineering & Science Conversion Chart

1,000,000,000,000 Microphones = 1 Megaphone
1,000,000 bicycles = 2 megacycles 
500 millenaries = 1 seminary 
2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds 
10 cards = 1 decacards 
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
0.000001 fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 
1,000,000,000,000 pins = 1 terrapin 
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 piccolo’s = 1 gigolo 
10 rations = 1 decoration 
100 rations = 1 C-ration 
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent 
5 holocausts = 1 Pentecost 
10 monologs = 5 dialogues 
5 dialogues = 1 Decalogue 
2 monograms = 1 diagram 
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
2 snake eyes = 1 paradise 
2 wharves = 1 paradox

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