Unix Man... Kaulfersch strikes again #pauto @invensys #engineer_humor

    June 18, 2013
    From Control's resident humorist, Joe Kaulfersch:

    From Control's resident humorist, Joe Kaulfersch:

    Hi Walt,

    Back in 1987 when I worked for Foxboro we introduces the new I/A System. It operated on the UNIX platform. UNIX was very secure and relatively bulletproof platform.plus it was open in theory. Very difficult to hack.  I can't remember who sang this parody for sure. (Mark Davidson?)  I had recorded this on my cassette recorder (old school) from one of the sales meetings at night. Amazing what you find when you go through some of your old junk. I thought it was funny especially looking back into history. 
    Joe

    NEW LYRICS TO BEATLES SONG - 'Unix Man (Nowhere Man)'

    He's a real UNIX man
    Sitting in his UNIX LAN
    Making all his UNIX plans
    For nobody.
    Knows the blocksize from du(1)
    Cares not where /dev/null goes to
    Isn't he a bit like you
    and me?
    UNIX man, please listen(2)
    My lpd(8) is missin'
    UNIX man,
    The wo-o-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
    He's as wise as he can be
    Uses lex and yacc and C
    UNIX Man, can you help me At all?
    UNIX Man, don't worry
    Test with time(1), don't hurry
    UNIX Man
    The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
    He's a real UNIX Man
    Sitting in his UNIX LAN
    Making all his UNIX plans for nobody. . .
    Making all his UNIX plans for nobody. . .