OUT of Control-- Joe Kaulfersch does it again #pauto

April 14, 2010

"When you get older everything reminds you of a story."-Franklyn Kirk.  Well I remembered a story:
 
The Plan

In the beginning was the Plan.
And then came the
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"When you get older everything reminds you of a story."-Franklyn Kirk.  Well I remembered a story:
The Plan
In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. And they spoke among themselves, saying, "It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinks." And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell. And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is the container of the excrements, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." And the Mangers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful." And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects." And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy. And that is how sh*t happens.

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