OUT of Control's Friday Funnies: Joe Kaulfersch Strikes Again! #pauto #engineer_humor

Joe Kaulfersch, Control's designated humorist, treats us to some more engineering humor. If you are an engineer, it's funny. If you aren't, we can tell by the blank stare.

Jan. 1, 2000

Engineering Rules

1. Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.

2. Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

3. A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.

4. If you can't fix it -- document it.

5. The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.